Bom, para culmatar a falta de posts, aqui vai um duplo! E a dobradinha! E vai ser em ingles, porque fica mais giro.
So this will be the first of my "5 ways" posts sequence.
The first one:
"5 ways to make sure the world is ending"
1 - You wake up and your aunt Gertrude is by your bedside, saying pretty much nothing at all, and waving her head ever so slightly. The dead are walking, and they don't have much to say.
2 - Going outside, you see 4 riders dressed fully in black that remind you of the Nazgul in the lord of the rings. This tells you 2 things:
a) the riders are riding
and, most importantly,
b) you are a geek
3 - The air feels hotter than usual, and everything seems to be a catastrophe movie with T.Lee Jones. In fact, there he goes waving a gun at Harrison Ford.
4 - There are aliens roaming around, greenish things that ask you the proper way to Tijuana. Which you had never heard of. George Bush jr is among them.
5 - You see Jesus. Two things can happen at this stage.
a) you say "wazza" and pass by, never telling anyone
b) you shout "our lord! our saviour! thou art retourned!" in hebrew. This itself can lead to two situations :
- You get locked up. In the loony bin. Hey, at least you've got gardens.
- Everyone starts shouting the same, and the Lord turns and says "hey peeps".
Congratulations, the world is indeed ending.